oh hey link what’s up little guy
you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?
well let’s take a look see
it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma
i’m so proud
I just tried to write “lmaoooooooo” but instead I wrote “lamoooooooooo” which sounds like I’m calling for my pet lamb whose name is lamo
Like if I had a pet lamb I would name it lamo. And I would call for it by saying lamooooooooo if it were to go missing outdoors
i just want to remind everyone that there was an episode of jimmy neutron where carl got butt pregnant
prayer circle for the xkit guy. we love you and support you and will wait patiently for you to do your thing. relax. have some tea. you’re my hero champ.
senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”
"This movie about a Mexican holiday directed by a Mexican man doesn’t focus on and cater to white exclusively people like every other movie, and I find that offensive."
Just a set of quick photos I did for class.
you lost all your energy before you even walked out the door? you lazy bum
That’s exactly what a monday feels like
kinda what social anxiety feels like
I’M GONNA DO IT I’M GONNA DO THE THING WITH THE PEOPLE
*gets to door*
wait never mind i need to alphabetize my sock drawer
this is what chronic illness looks like. :( this is what I go through every single day. Only I’m at half empty before I even get out of bed… :\
exactly what chronic illness looks like. mental or physical. this is a great illustration, which perhaps people with more empathy than “you lazy bum” can relate to.
so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”
just. imagine a planet called George
mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE
i had to fact check this and its fucking true
rn in the universe where that happened: “when George was discovered they wanted to name it URANUS”
you son of a mumford
What’s up Tumblr?! Sorry I haven’t really been on here all that much recently, if any of have actually missed me, I’ve just been super busy with work and school and it’s all just a mess so yeah hopefully my face will make up for it. And if any of you want you could add me on snapchat, I’m really into snapchat these days: tylarmarston go add me now I need people to snapchat